Who Would You Rather?

"Who Would You Rather?" Rock Star Wife Edition!

Sharon Osbourne


Or
Wendy Dio (she's the one on the right, obviously)



Discuss.

Hmmmm, Wendy Dio? Never saw her before. Not bad looking in a Stepford-Wives kinda way. I guess I'd take her. Sharon turns my stomach anymore these days.

Sharon. She can't talk with a mouth full of schlong.

Wendy has that crazed smile and glazed look in her eyes. I think that's hot.

MetalH wrote:

Morticia is pretty hot.... How about

Megan Fox


or Mandy Moore


I drool over Megan Fox.

Mandy!!!!

I'd like to bite her in the ass, develop lockjaw and get dragged to death.

I love sisters....



Zooey or Emily Deshanel?

I'll take BOTH!

I don't know who those people are, but they seem cute enough. Seeing them so close together makes me think I would need both in my quarters.

Both actresses. Zooey does tons of film work and also sings, Emily is the lead character on the TV show "Bones".

Zooey is incredibly hot in a very classy way.

Zooey is super hot, but I'd take Emily.

Don't know Emily. Zooey by default.

detuned wrote:

I love sisters....



Zooey or Emily Deshanel?

I'll take BOTH!

Mmmm.... sistas!!

My kingdom for a couple of Rohypnols (aka Roofies), some industrial strength lubricants and a video camera!!

Both.

and Wendy Dio. Id like to choke Sharon to death, but nothing that would ever make me pop a stiffy. Matter of fact, this desk sucks I dont even have room for one. Quit it with the hot pictures or Ill be able to do is fuck around a corner!

Zooey.

This thread needs another bump. Carrying over from H.O.M.

Crucified Barbara


Or

The Donnas?

Crucified Barbara with a side of a little Slunt

I'll take the chubby bass player from The Donnas. Chubby girls have lower self esteem and are willing to do just about anything if you tell them you love 'em. Then after I deflowered her, I wouldn't call her and go out for drinks with the girls from Crucified Barbara. I'd get them nice and drunk, wait for them to pass out, then steal their instruments and sell them on Craigs List. I'd use the money to buy something nice for the kids, 'cause I'm a good father. I take care of my kids.

give me barbara!

Time to bump this beeyatch up again... which of the original Charlie's Angels would you rather?

How did I miss this one?

THE DONNAS all the way. Even with the chunky one.

SpectreFate wrote:

How did I miss this one?

THE DONNAS all the way. Even with the chunky one.

I dunno dude, I still think the Crucified Barbara gals would give you a night to remember... assuming you survive...

So how 'bout the Charlie's Angels gals?

Kate Jackson is still hot as hell. She was always my favorite.

SpectreFate wrote:

Kate Jackson is still hot as hell. She was always my favorite.

Kate Jackson? Fo'Realz? Obviously Farrah is the popular choice, but I always liked Jaclyn Smith. When I worked @ K-Mart one of my friends there "borrowed" a big life size cut-out of her (she used to have her own line of clothing at K-Mart) to use as an on-stage prop for his band.

Jaclyn Smith seems too snooty to me. Kate Jackson will drink a beer with you and let you finger her in the backseat of your Camero.

Farrah would probably let you finger her too. Hell, she'd probably finger Kate Jackson as long as you offered her some coke.

Farrah's the obvious choice for me. Although I'd be a little apprehensive about following the Bionic Man.