A Burning Question

Anybody else have gas?

Not at the moment, but check back after I finish my Turkey Diablo hoagie for lunch.

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Turkey Diablo

That sounds interesting.

Yes but its not comming out of the same end as the icon

Phoenix Reign Drummer wrote:

Yes but its not comming out of the same end as the icon

Damn ruffage.

yea if it would only just make its way out now id be happy and so would everyone else.

spectrefate wrote:

Anybody else have gas?

Not yet but I had a couple of hot dogs for dinner so they'll be making a return engagement shortly, I'm sure.

I had breakfast for dinner, so I will soon. What I really have a burning question about is when PRD's gonna trade me Headless Cross

By the way freddy, I love that quote.

DeathCult wrote:

By the way freddy, I love that quote.

Thanks. I stole it from somebody on IMDB. I have no idea if it's an original piece or just something he quoted from somewhere else, but when I first read it I damn near fell outta my chair laughing and said "I GOTTA use that!"

Of course, I figured if I used the word "tits" in a sig at the H.O.M. I'd get run outta town, so it's a good thing Spec fired this board back up before I forgot about it!!

DeathCult wrote:

I had breakfast for dinner, so I will soon. What I really have a burning question about is when PRD's gonna trade me Headless Cross

By the way freddy, I love that quote.

Faaaaaaaaaaaat chance lol. I got the whole sabbath studio discography and im not breaking it up. I think I had to trade a Phoenix Reign cd for that one too so its not leaving any time soon. I saw it not too long ago in a used store. I'll check if its still there when I go back.

I'm from Norway. At least I can afford gas......

Wow, I just farted in my office and now have to leave because of the noxiousness. Cheesy Rice!

Another burning question:

If it was marketed as Cow Ass, would you still eat rump roast?

DeathCult wrote:

Another burning question:

If it was marketed as Cow Ass, would you still eat rump roast?

I would. Cow's ass is nice.

Back in high school my best friend was an artist/cartoonist...we used to make up bands, create cover art for them, pick song titles, sometimes write lyrics, etc. For some reason the majority of them were related to bodily functions...

Our label was "Fart Records"

Some of our bands:

Intestinal Pains (who recorded the classic albums "The Ultimate Shit" and "The Last Blast Of Anal Gas")

Gastric Juices

The Contraceptives

we even had an Egyptian "shit metal" band called: Sphynxter

DeathCult wrote:

Another burning question:

If it was marketed as Cow Ass, would you still eat rump roast?

Failed marketing is an art. The following was an anctual line for a vacuum cleaner back in the 70's. Needless to say it was withdrawn, QUICKLY:

"Nothing Sucks Like Electrolux"!

We also have a traditional food here in Norway. It's a fish dish (ha, funny word cobo!), cinsisting of minced fish meat, rolled into a snow ball shaped form. They were trying to marked the stuff in the US, seeing that Norwegian salmon and other fish sells so well worldwide. Only problem was, they translated the Norwegian name for the food a little too, shall we say, literal? The campaign went something like this:

"A Norwegian delicatesse: FISH BALLS Now also available in America!"

How come boogers dont smell bad?

DeathCult wrote:

How come boogers dont smell bad?

Because you're special.

kmorg wrote:

DeathCult wrote:

Another burning question:

If it was marketed as Cow Ass, would you still eat rump roast?

Failed marketing is an art. The following was an anctual line for a vacuum cleaner back in the 70's. Needless to say it was withdrawn, QUICKLY:

"Nothing Sucks Like Electrolux"!

We also have a traditional food here in Norway. It's a fish dish (ha, funny word cobo!), cinsisting of minced fish meat, rolled into a snow ball shaped form. They were trying to marked the stuff in the US, seeing that Norwegian salmon and other fish sells so well worldwide. Only problem was, they translated the Norwegian name for the food a little too, shall we say, literal? The campaign went something like this:

"A Norwegian delicatesse: FISH BALLS Now also available in America!"

Anyone else find it funny Angelina Jolie is in a movied called the Bone Collector?

A huh huh huh huh

If ever there were a Tomb I wanted to raid....

spectrefate wrote:

If ever there were a Tomb I wanted to raid....

Yeah yeah, Into the void

I'd be DONE in Sixty Seconds....

spectrefate wrote:

Anybody else have gas?

Today I do, hooray for Turkey!

DeathCult wrote:

spectrefate wrote:

Anybody else have gas?

Today I do, hooray for Turkey!

My intestinal tract has been in a state of rebellion off and on for almost a week now. The turkey didn't help any.