Bathroom Tissues

So everyday I go into the bathroom at work to urinate and it smells like yesterday's ass in there. There's a guy who eats alot of red meat in our office and uses our office bathroom to exclusively shit. Everyday it smells the same and he refuses to spray the good smelling aerosol in there. I am guessing he's the same guy who never flushes the urinal. What can I do to make this stop?

Suggestions?

Does he go in there around the same time every day?You could always run in before him and lock the door.Haha.We had the same problem here with one of the Truck Drivers that delivers parts.He would go in our bathroom and shit everywhere.It looked like he started shitting before he ever sat down.Nasty ass!

Put saran wrap over the toilet seat.

Every time I look at this thread I think it says Bathroom Tissues

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At least you have urinals that flush. Here we have waterless urinals; half the time it smells like a Busch Stadium mens room in there.

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waterless urinals

Good gravy what are those?

Supposed to contribute to water conservation. Allegedly they're odorless but trust me, they're not.

DeathCult wrote:

Put saran wrap over the toilet seat.

visited my aunt and cousins a couple years back and they tried that trick on me. Didnt work though I just lifted it up and peed and then put it back. I thought they did that so the dog wouldnt drink out of the toilet.

I hate using the bathroom at work. Every time I go in there, some old man is in there going "uhhhhhhhhhhhhhghghghghgh" and then I hear a giant plop. Does every old man out there have a fiber issue?

MetalH wrote:

I hate using the bathroom at work. Every time I go in there, some old man is in there going "uhhhhhhhhhhhhhghghghghgh" and then I hear a giant plop. Does every old man out there have a fiber issue?

Age has nothing to do with it. Same thing where I work and I've seen youngsters come out of the stalls. What really annoys me is when someone is in there taking a dump and sounding like they're enjoying it little too much. I swear I sometimes hear moans of ecstacy coming from the stall.

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I swear I sometimes hear moans of ecstacy coming from the stall.

Oh man! This exact thing happened to me the other day. Some guy was moaning or something and it really creeped me out.

MetalH wrote:

Oh man! This exact thing happened to me the other day. Some guy was moaning or something and it really sounded sexy.

Fixed...

That's for you Nick.

Its the guys that do the urinal with no hands yet still groan whilst peeing that you should worry about.

Pretty much any noises other than the sink running when I'm washing my hands and the flush worry me...

MetalH wrote:

That's for you Nick.

*shudder*

Thanks man, it's been so long....

Next time I'll wear my steel toed boots!

Don't tease me if you don't intend to deliver.

I can make a TT/MetalH buttfuck room if you like.

We can just do it out here in the open. I'm cool with that.

Haha, there's gonna be a lot of TT going on.. In the buttfuck room of course.

Clean up the blood and semen, otherwise DenimandLeather will be attracted by its scent.

Sorry, MetalH, I'm a pitcher, not a catcher.

But I throw a mean fastball!!!!