My vacuum doesn't suck....

Subject: My vacuum doesn't suck.... Thu Oct 30, 2008 4:29 pm

...the way I want it to. Umm..... So I decided to do a few chores before I go into work tonight. When I use my vacuum it just makes the little pieces of stuff on the floor hop around, and doesn't actually suck up very much. Ok, so I payed $100 for it at Wal-Mart. That might be the problem. I checked all the tubes and the belt. All working. I'm thinking it's time to invest in a better vacuum.

So I know this post is completely pointless, but I don't care. Smile

Subject: Re: My vacuum doesn't suck.... Thu Oct 30, 2008 4:33 pm

It's important that you actually vacuum. Most 22 year olds do not. That is a good sign. Clean on my friend, clean on.

Subject: Re: My vacuum doesn't suck.... Thu Oct 30, 2008 4:41 pm

Yes. Must clean. That and my girlfriend would kill me if I didn't.

Subject: Re: My vacuum doesn't suck.... Thu Oct 30, 2008 5:18 pm

There's actually a few decently priced ones at best buy that work pretty well.

Subject: Re: My vacuum doesn't suck.... Thu Oct 30, 2008 5:42 pm

I have had about 5 upright vacuums. They all have blown up. We finally invested $200 in a canister vacuum from Sears about 3 years ago. Haven't had a single problem with it.

Subject: Re: My vacuum doesn't suck.... Thu Oct 30, 2008 6:18 pm

My grandparents had a Kirby vacuum. It's the best one I've ever used. I think it cost something like $2000. Suicide

Subject: Re: My vacuum doesn't suck.... Thu Oct 30, 2008 6:33 pm

I'm really happy with my Dirt Devil upright vacuum. With two cats, I need one that picks up hair and I'm always amazed how much this thing picks up when I vacuum. Plus, the canister that collects the crap is clear so as you're vacuuming, you can watch the stuff you're picking up swirl around in the canister.

Subject: Re: My vacuum doesn't suck.... Thu Oct 30, 2008 11:18 pm

When we built our house 5 years ago we had a central vac installed.Its the best thing we put in the house IMO.

Subject: Re: My vacuum doesn't suck.... Fri Oct 31, 2008 1:55 pm

I don't know much about vaccuuming, but if you want advice from an expert about things not sucking, I can ask my wife.

Can I get a rim-shot, please?

Subject: Re: My vacuum doesn't suck.... Fri Oct 31, 2008 1:57 pm

MetalGuy71 wrote:: I don't know much about vaccuuming, but if you want advice from an expert about things not sucking, I can ask my wife.

Can I get a rim-shot, please?

duh dum chick

The only difference between your wife and your job is your job still sucks.

Subject: Re: My vacuum doesn't suck.... Fri Oct 31, 2008 9:26 pm

Why are women so happy on their wedding day?

They know they've given their last BJ.

Subject: Re: My vacuum doesn't suck.... Fri Oct 31, 2008 9:28 pm

Poor Mg and his lack of oral stimulation. Sad

Subject: Re: My vacuum doesn't suck.... Fri Oct 31, 2008 9:33 pm

What's oral stimulation?

duh dump chhhhh