BOW BEFORE PBR!

You know you want to.

Join us.... joooooooooooiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnn usssssssssss....

See that? If you ask for anything other than PBR, Dennis Hopper will totally yell at you.

Jackie Gleason knew what was up.

That stuff will kill you one day.

Whats funny is, I dont think Ive ever actually had a PBR, always heard it was crap, so I never tried one.

One of my favorite scenes from Blue Velvet though.

SpectreFate wrote:

That stuff will kill you one day.

The tobacco products and New Jersey pollution will likely do me in long before PBR ever has a chance to. PBR loves me.

Yea, I know, I'm being totally random today. You're probably going to see a lot of threads like this here over the next couple of days... I'm taking some vacay days cuz my son's school is closed for Winter Break till Wednesday, so I'm Mr. Mom for the boys and Mr. Babysitter for my niece as well. I'm gonna need to come this-a-way and vent every once in a while.

Fat Freddy wrote:

I just want to state for the record, before anyone asks, that this is not a picture of me as a child, nor is it a photo of either of my children.

They don't make beer commercials like this anymore.

You sick of these PBR commercials yet? I'm not!!

I can't see any of them. Youtube is blocked at work. That's right....some of us have to work for a living.

SpectreFate wrote:

I can't see any of them. Youtube is blocked at work. That's right....some of us have to work for a living.

I'm not at work today... the baby is nappin' and the bigger kids are colorin'... so I'm a-post whorin'!

My grandfather used to drink it, so there's a good chance that my 1st ever sip of beer when I was a wee lad was either PBR or Schaffer. My grandfather obviously had high standards.

I wanted to buy some PBR for my camping trip this past weekend. So I went to the local liquor purveyor, and it seems that the store has been bought out by a nice Chinese couple since the last time I was in there. The guy saw me scanning the cooler and asks "Can I help you?" and I sez "Yeah, where's the Pabst Blue Ribbon?" He sez (in comical Oriental accent) "Past Boo what?" I sez "Pabst Blue Ribbon? PBR?" Then his eyes light up "Ohhhhh yeah! PBR! Solly, no PBR!" Needless to say I was disappointed, as this store had always been my PBR connection in the past.

So anyway, I bought a case of Yuengling Lager instead. Cuz I'm all flexible and stuff.

Sell-out!!

Fat Freddy wrote:

I wanted to buy some PBR for my camping trip this past weekend. So I went to the local liquor purveyor, and it seems that the store has been bought out by a nice Chinese couple since the last time I was in there. The guy saw me scanning the cooler and asks "Can I help you?" and I sez "Yeah, where's the Pabst Blue Ribbon?" He sez (in comical Oriental accent) "Past Boo what?" I sez "Pabst Blue Ribbon? PBR?" Then his eyes light up "Ohhhhh yeah! PBR! Solly, no PBR!" Needless to say I was disappointed, as this store had always been my PBR connection in the past.

So anyway, I bought a case of Yuengling Lager instead. Cuz I'm all flexible and stuff.

Your liver appreciated it, I'd bet. Yuengling is awesome stuff.

SpectreFate wrote:

Your liver appreciated it, I'd bet. Yuengling is awesome stuff.

Oh yea, I loves me some Yuengling. We've been camping in the Poconos since the mid 90s and I got hooked on it when we first started traveling out that way. When it first started showing up in stores in this area a few years later I did a little happy dance.

Their Black & Tan is my current favorite, but the lager is just as tasty.

SpectreFate wrote:

Their Black & Tan is my current favorite, but the lager is just as tasty.

I'm generally not big on black & tans because I don't really like stout, but I agree, Yuengling makes a damn good 'un.

Long Island Iced Tea is the best.

DeathCult wrote:

Long Island Iced Tea is the best.

OOF.