If I could be...

...for one hour. If you could be whatever you wanted for 60 minutes (people, rock stars, furniture, whatever), who/what would it be?

I would spend my first hour as Scarlett Johansson's dress:

A toaster so I can inflict pain on English muffins

I would be me when my wife and I are in a vacation hotel room. I don't even know her when that happens. It's a good thing.

I would want to be scotts wife in a hotel room...ooops I mean I would want to be a bird so I can see what its like to fly on my own. hmmm that sounds corney I think i'll stay with my first choice.

I'd be Carrie Underwood's favorite stress-relieving marital aid.

I'd be invisible. Aside from the obvious answer of sneaking into the cheerleader locker room and other pervy indulgences, I'd take the opportunity to knock off a few scumbags from my planet.