Dead Milkmen

Brilliant! I love this band.

Bucky Fellini was my first intro to the band and remains my favorite album by them. But I have since picked up a few more their discs. Excellent band!

Love em. Big Lizard In My Backyard is one of my favorite albums.

Those two are the best albums, IMO although Metaphysical Graphitti and Beelzabubba have their moments as well. Never have heard Eat Your Paisley, though.

I remember as a young teen, a guy I used to hang with had an older brother who loved these guys. I remember thinking they were goofy, but fun. Never really bothered checking them out myself though. Punk Rock Girl was kinda cool.

Bitchin' camaro! Bitchin' Camaro!
I ran over my neighbor!
Bitchin' Camaro, Bitchin' Camaro
Now it's in all the papers
My folks bought me a Bitchin' Camaro with no insurance to match
So if I happen to run you down, please don't leave a scratch!!

It's a boring day, I've got nothing to do
Except to get a load of retards and drive 'em to the zoo
Fah la la la la takin' retards to the zoo

Load 'em on a bus just for laughs
Down a winding road stepping on the gas
Down a winding road just daydreaming
Down a winding road with the retards screaming
Fah la la la la takin' retards to the zoo

One of them blowing a big spit bubble
Slam on the brakes at the first sign of trouble
Head on collision bodies everywhere
Head on collision retards beware
Fah la la la takin' retards to the zoo

Beach party Vietnam, surfin' with the Viet Cong
Cookin' hot dogs with napalm, Beach Party Vietnam!

"Frankie, why don't you give me your class ring?"
"I'm afraid I can't do that, Annette..."
"Why?"
"Because I DON'T HAVE ANY ARMS! AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!"

We're the Bleach Boyz baby!

"Whatcha gonna do tonight man?"
"Oh, I don't know...maybe I'll go down to the shore."
"What'cha gonna do down there?"
"Oh, I don't know... play some video games, buy some Def Leppard t-shirts."
"Don't forget your Motley Crue t-shirts, remember, all the proceeds go to get their lead singer out of jail."

"OK, the important part here is when you ask me how I'm getting down to the shore"

"Uhh... How you getting down to the shore?"

"Funny you should ask. I've got a car now."

"Ohhh wow! How'd you get a car"

"Ahh, my folks drove it up from the Bahama"

"You're kidding!"

"I must be, the Bahamas are islands. OK, the important part here is where you ask me what kind of car it is."

"Uhhh... What kind of car do you got?"

"I've got a BITCHIN' CAMARO!"

"Hey, you gonna check out the Sand Bar while you're down there?"

"Uh...what's the Sand Bar?"

"It's a bar that lets sixteen year old kids drink."

"Aw, COOL!"

"And guess who's playing there? My favorite cover band, Crystal Sh*t. They do a Doors show, it's really impressive, in fact, it goes a little like this....

Love me two times baby, love me twice today
Love me two times girl, Cuz I got AIDS
Love me two times baby, once for tomorrow, and once cuz I got AIDS..."

"Cool!"

"Yea, and I hope those guys have a good sense of humor and don't take us to court!"