Spec, I bought you something special...

Not built to scale of course, but it's modeled after my own genitalia, right down to the rich mahogony scrotum. I hope you like it and play it often.

That's exciting. Is this that "replacement" for my obsession with your nutsack you were discussing with me?

"Rich Mahogany Scrotum" would be a great name for a band.

Fat Freddy wrote:

"Rich Mahogany Scrotum" would be a great name for a band.

Or in honor of our recently departed Mr. Rourke..
"Rich Corinthian Scrotum"

How's the tone?

Rapscallion wrote:

How's the tone?

Beautiful. Like a chorus of angels. Much like the sound I get from my own testicles when the wife strikes them with a tuning fork. I know it's weird and I feel a little ashamed for admitting it to strangers on a message board, but it's just a little thing we do to keep us entertained. She gives them a tap and I shout out "Every time my balls chime, an angel gets it's wings". Then we share a hearty laugh and enjoy some cake or pie. Schmopo, you're young. But someday you'll understand. You find all sorts of ways to keep the marriage fresh.

That is funny as fuckin shit.

I see it gave him enough balls to use capital letters in his name

SpectreFate wrote:

That is funny as fuckin shit.

I just can't imagine that fuckin shite can be very funny. Masturbating with a grater, perhaps.... fuckin shite; NOPE!

Quote :

"Every time my balls chime, an angel gets it's wings".

Friday goofiness and stream of consciousness when typing can be a funny thing or a horrible disaster. Glad it was the former and not the latter.