So I just bought these cookies.

Little bag of about 5 of them, cause I wanted only a few to have with my milk, sounds nice & easy right? Wrong! What kind of short sided assholes do they have working in marketing? Because I opened up the bag and much to my astoundment, all the cookies are INDIVIDUALLY FUCKING WRAPPED in smaller bags inside the bigger bag....who the hell made this decision? Is there just some committe of the FDA that we dont know about just sitting there thinking of ways to piss us off? Why the hell would you put all the cookies into seperate bags?!

Somebody in product development decided they wanted to mess with Stoners.

What kind of cookies?

What would be messed up is if they individually wrapped the chocolate chips for the chocolate chip cookies and you would have to put them on yourself.

Yeah this is pretty fucked up. I'd go bitch about it in the Youtube thread just for the fuck of it.

Why do they package hot dogs in 10's, yet the hot dog buns in only packs of 8? I hate that.

MetalGuy71 wrote:

Why do they package hot dogs in 10's, yet the hot dog buns in only packs of 8? I hate that.

Bread must cost more to make than processed lips and assholes.

DeathCult wrote:

MetalGuy71 wrote:

Why do they package hot dogs in 10's, yet the hot dog buns in only packs of 8? I hate that.

Bread must cost more to make than processed lips and assholes.

MetalGuy71 wrote:

Why do they package hot dogs in 10's, yet the hot dog buns in only packs of 8? I hate that.

You are experiencing the phenomenon known as Excess Wienerage. If the reverse occurs (i.e. hot dogs in a pack of 8, buns in pack of 10) then you are in a state of Excess Bunnerage.

If by some miracle you have an equal amount of hot dogs and buns, then you have achieved Franquilization. However, this event has never occurred in all of recorded human history.

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You are experiencing the phenomenon known as Excess Wienerage. If the reverse occurs (i.e. hot dogs in a pack of 8, buns in pack of 10) then you are in a state of Excess Bunnerage.

If by some miracle you have an equal amount of hot dogs and buns, then you have achieved Franquilization. However, this event has never occurred in all of recorded human history.

What a fantastic way to explain it!

Nay Fat One, Frankquilization can be reached if the grasshopper were to buy 10 packs of buns and 8 packs of hot dogs.

DeathCult wrote:

Nay Fat One, Frankquilization can be reached if the grasshopper were to buy 10 packs of buns and 8 packs of hot dogs.

Now I suck at math, but isn't that 60 buns and 64 hot dogs? Not quite Frankquilization.

SpectreFate wrote:

DeathCult wrote:

Nay Fat One, Frankquilization can be reached if the grasshopper were to buy 10 packs of buns and 8 packs of hot dogs.

Now I suck at math, but isn't that 60 buns and 64 hot dogs? Not quite Frankquilization.

8X10 = 80

and it took me awhile to figure that out so shut it

The science in this thread is truly amazing.

SpectreFate wrote:

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You are experiencing the phenomenon known as Excess Wienerage. If the reverse occurs (i.e. hot dogs in a pack of 8, buns in pack of 10) then you are in a state of Excess Bunnerage.

If by some miracle you have an equal amount of hot dogs and buns, then you have achieved Franquilization. However, this event has never occurred in all of recorded human history.

What a fantastic way to explain it!

You can thank comedian Rich Hall and his classic "Sniglets" segments on "Not Necessarily The News" for that bit. Glad you liked it. I've been waiting a quarter of a century to use that somewhere.

DeathCult wrote:

Nay Fat One, Frankquilization can be reached if the grasshopper were to buy 10 packs of buns and 8 packs of hot dogs.

This is cheating and is not TR00 Franquilization. Troo Franquilization only occurs when a single pack of each (buns and dogs) contain the same # of items.

Fat Freddy wrote:

DeathCult wrote:

Nay Fat One, Frankquilization can be reached if the grasshopper were to buy 10 packs of buns and 8 packs of hot dogs.

This is cheating and is not TR00 Franquilization. Troo Franquilization only occurs when a single pack of each (buns and dogs) contain the same # of items.

Ah, wise you are indeed. Haha, I miss Not Neccessairly The News. Nancy Reagan was satan you know

You ate the cookies, didn't you?

You're fuckin a right I ate those cookies.