What is your line of work?

I'm am a Head Clerk at Save Mart Supermarkets. Anyone heard of them? Based out of Modesto, CA. They bought out the NorCal division of Albertson's which included Nevada. Anyway, I'm trained in all the departments, but my main focus is center store(deli, dairy, liquor, frozen, and dry grocery). I close the store two nights a week in which I am the total store night manager. On my day shifts I'm the store bitch and pretty much take care of whatever needs to be done whether it be working back stock, throwing a dairy or deli load, or building displays. I like my work(because I didn't go to college) and I'm hoping to get promoted soon.

So what's your line of work?

I work for one of the larger (and still very sound) national banks in their boker mortgage lending area. I review docs, title, funding, training and do a little bit of everything around the department.

Alex

I wprk in a Hardware store, oh yeah

At the moment I'm taking whatever I can find (in this economy it sucks). I'm currently working a contract assignment for IBM (installing VOIP phones)...and also doing A/V setup/support at a couple local hotels.

I've been trying to find something full-time since June and so far it just hasn't materialized. If something doesn't come up within the next 6 weeks or so I might have to re-locate elsewhere.

I work for our County's Public Safety division and I give street addresses to all new construction. Fascinating!

I'm a senior software engineer for the largest rental car company in the world. And no it's not Hertz.

tohostudios wrote:

I'm a senior software engineer for the largest rental car company in the world. And no it's not Hertz.

In other words you make boatloads of cash and probably have an extremely messy office...

I work in the advertising department of a newspaper conglomerate in New Jersey. I do the order entry and layout "dummies" for a number of our weekly publications in Passaic and Morris County.

In my free time, I star in barnyard porno videos under my stage name, Jack Hardenfaster.

detuned wrote:

tohostudios wrote:

I'm a senior software engineer for the largest rental car company in the world. And no it's not Hertz.

In other words you make boatloads of cash and probably have an extremely messy office...

I make good money but I work in a cubicle farm. You've got the messy part right though. People come from all over the building and from Corporate to see my cube. It's a combination of dog and cat pictures and monsters. I have detailed models of Pumpkinhead, The Fly and Two from The Thing. I have lots of Godzillas plus Leatherface. I also have Beanie Babies of Godzilla, Mothra and King Ghidorah.

I also have a cubicle wall dedicated to stickers, patches and other paraphernalia that you get in CDs sometimes.

tohostudios wrote:

I make good money but I work in a cubicle farm. You've got the messy part right though. People come from all over the building and from Corporate to see my cube. It's a combination of dog and cat pictures and monsters. I have detailed models of Pumpkinhead, The Fly and Two from The Thing. I have lots of Godzillas plus Leatherface. I also have Beanie Babies of Godzilla, Mothra and King Ghidorah.

I also have a cubicle wall dedicated to stickers, patches and other paraphernalia that you get in CDs sometimes.

This one's for you Toho:

I did this for a demo reel, it's 50 seconds from the film "Godzilla Against MechaGodzilla". I removed all the audio from the scene and replaced everything with sound effects from the Hanna Barbera sfx library...if you listen close you'll hear the Six Million Dollar Man sound, the War Of The Worlds laser sound, a couple Jetsons effects...alot of stuff. The music was taken from the 1958 Hammer film "Horror Of Dracula".

http://www.fileden.com/files/2008/10/12/2140144/Godzilla%20again.mpg

That was great! The War Of the Worlds sound is pretty obvious but not the rest.

Fat Freddy wrote:

I work in the advertising department of a newspaper conglomerate in New Jersey. I do the order entry and layout "dummies" for a number of our weekly publications in Passaic and Morris County.

In my free time, I star in barnyard porno videos under my stage name, Jack Hardenfaster.

I used to live in Morris County but then I was paroled

I am presently looking for a new job as the regional mascot for Burger King

Alex

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I make good money but I work in a cubicle farm. You've got the messy part right though. People come from all over the building and from Corporate to see my cube. It's a combination of dog and cat pictures and monsters. I have detailed models of Pumpkinhead, The Fly and Two from The Thing. I have lots of Godzillas plus Leatherface. I also have Beanie Babies of Godzilla, Mothra and King Ghidorah.

I also have a cubicle wall dedicated to stickers, patches and other paraphernalia that you get in CDs sometimes.

And one day he's gonna bring an Uzi to work and just start spraying lead!!

The thought has crossed my mind.

Seriously, I had one of the big shots from the business side confess after he got to know me that my cube scared him. He couldn't understand how I could have calendars depicting puppies and kittens, a wall of humane organization membership cards and pictures of my cats juxtaposed with Leatherface, The Thing, Pumpkinhead and classic monster pics like Frankenstein and the Wolfman. Add in my well-publicized love of gory movies and he thought I was schizophrenic.

I work in the Parts Department of a Chevrolet Dealership.So my job consists of looking up and getting parts for Technicians,answering phones,stocking shelves,doing order,inventory all that fun stuff.And when its slow,I come here.

Thrasher73 wrote:

I work in the Parts Department of a Chevrolet Dealership.So my job consists of looking up and getting parts for Technicians,answering phones,stocking shelves,doing order,inventory all that fun stuff.And when its slow,I come here.

I love chevy! I had a 1988 S15 that lasted for 253,000 miles

Alex

Cool.I've had pretty good luck out of them.I know you can get a good or bad one in any brand.I've got a 94 Corsica that I drive to work thats got almost 200,000 miles on it.And its been pretty much trouble free.

Graphic artist fot the a/v department of the local pro-sports arena. I sometimes freelance for the baseball team as a scoreboard operator. Unfortunately, I didn't get picked to work the Series, so I'm watching from my couch.

I also do porn under the name of Squirt Reynolds.

I work for the Government. Thats right, The Government! just exactly what do I do for the Government? Well its a very important job and I take it very seriously. Not too many people have the will power or the strength that I have to do what I do. They just dont hire anyone to deliver the mail ya know.

haha.....ugh.....even writing about my job makes me sick. Everyone thinks working at the post office is such a great job but its not. Sure you make good money but the things that they do to try and make you loose your money is just rediculous. Its the only job where one year you could be making great money and then the next year your pay can go down. I'll never understand who thinks of all the crap that they do because none of it makes any sense and they wonder why Postal employees go nuts.

I work for fortune 500 company and one of few banks in good financal shape. I work on what they call migration projects where I move clients from one platform to another, train them on the new platforms, and help create the user and superadmin IDs for each user. I also do a bunch of other crap but mostly I answer random threads on the Heart of Metal board.

Hey manny, I have a pretty big debt with that Fortune 500 bank I think you work for. Can you just make that go away?

I have a magic weiner. People come from across the planet to my home, so I can rub my magic weiner on them, their family and/or friends, thier pets, lucky charms, whatever. Of course, I KNOW there is nothing any more special about my weiner than anyone elses - but apparently it has made alot of people happy over the years and a legend/myth has spread to even the smallest villages. Sometimes they pay me [I have rec'd some fairly strange items for payments], most times I refuse. I just believe my weiner and I have this destiny.

My Wang has healing powers. We should have a festival.

It'll be a Wang Dang Doodle...All Night Long.

This village constructed a monument to Saxon's penial prowess.

*NOT TO SCALE*