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Subject: FFFFFUUUUUUUDDDDDGGGGGEEEEE!!!!!!! Mon Nov 10, 2008 10:53 pm

No Freddy, this isn't the "A Christmas Story" thread. Smile

However..............

You all know I'm a little off kilter. But I really wanted Irish Spring soap today for some reason. Went to Walmart in anticipation of being clean as a whistle. But my local Walmart DID NOT HAVE IT!!!!! No bar soap, fruity body wash (what REAL man uses that limp wrist crap?). I was LIVID!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anyone else use Irish Spring? Do they even still make it? I haven't bought it in forever.

Subject: Re: FFFFFUUUUUUUDDDDDGGGGGEEEEE!!!!!!! Mon Nov 10, 2008 10:55 pm

They still make it, I get it from CVS all the time

Subject: Re: FFFFFUUUUUUUDDDDDGGGGGEEEEE!!!!!!! Mon Nov 10, 2008 10:56 pm

I just checked the website. They do not sell it at all in my town, WTF?????????

This is Bush's fault. I'd bet that when Obama is President, I'll be able to get Irish Spring anywhere!

Subject: Re: FFFFFUUUUUUUDDDDDGGGGGEEEEE!!!!!!! Mon Nov 10, 2008 10:57 pm

But hes not irish

Subject: Re: FFFFFUUUUUUUDDDDDGGGGGEEEEE!!!!!!! Mon Nov 10, 2008 10:59 pm

DeathCult wrote:: But hes not irish

He's 1/24th Irish.

Subject: Re: FFFFFUUUUUUUDDDDDGGGGGEEEEE!!!!!!! Mon Nov 10, 2008 11:01 pm

spectrefate wrote:

DeathCult wrote:: But hes not irish

He's 1/24th Irish.

Well, dont blame me, I voted for Nader

Subject: Re: FFFFFUUUUUUUDDDDDGGGGGEEEEE!!!!!!! Mon Nov 10, 2008 11:04 pm

DeathCult wrote:: Well, dont blame me, I voted for Nader

You might as well just wiped your ass with your ballot.

Subject: Re: FFFFFUUUUUUUDDDDDGGGGGEEEEE!!!!!!! Mon Nov 10, 2008 11:08 pm

spectrefate wrote:

DeathCult wrote:: Well, dont blame me, I voted for Nader

You might as well just wiped your ass with your ballot.

Nope, I prefer not to compromise my integrity and actually vote for someone I like. Very Happy

I can always mail you some Irish Spring buddy

Subject: Re: FFFFFUUUUUUUDDDDDGGGGGEEEEE!!!!!!! Mon Nov 10, 2008 11:12 pm

I appreciate the offer, but I don't think the soap would survive the trip. Smile

The King Number of posts : 295 Registration date : 2008-10-13

spectrefate wrote:

DeathCult wrote:: Well, dont blame me, I voted for Nader

You might as well just wiped your ass with your ballot.

thats how you will feel obama-won takes all your money let alone the irish spring... he will issue new goverment issued soap that doesnt clean but costs 10x as much....

Subject: Re: FFFFFUUUUUUUDDDDDGGGGGEEEEE!!!!!!! Tue Nov 11, 2008 9:40 am

They still have it here at my Wal-Mart.

Subject: Re: FFFFFUUUUUUUDDDDDGGGGGEEEEE!!!!!!! Tue Nov 11, 2008 10:08 am

We use what you refer to as "fruity" body wash around here. My wife was selling Avon for a while and when she got out of it after having the baby she had several dozen unsold bottles of this stuff (vanilla scented!) left over, so we're using it. I walk around smelling like a sugar cookie, but at least I'm clean.

Subject: Re: FFFFFUUUUUUUDDDDDGGGGGEEEEE!!!!!!! Tue Nov 11, 2008 10:14 am

I use "fruity" body wash as well because regular soap leaves my skin dry and itchy. I get a moisturizing body wash at Sam's Club.

I always preferred Coast to Irish Spring anyway.

Man Thong Number of posts : 87 Registration date : 2008-10-21

My son uses body wash... I don't know where I went wrong...

You're not a real man unless your soap peels off at least three layers of epidermis. Now that's clean! cheers

Subject: Re: FFFFFUUUUUUUDDDDDGGGGGEEEEE!!!!!!! Tue Nov 11, 2008 11:32 am

Maybe these will tide you over till you can find some "real" Irish Spring, Spec...

Man Thong Number of posts : 87 Registration date : 2008-10-21

Or you could look for this:

Subject: Re: FFFFFUUUUUUUDDDDDGGGGGEEEEE!!!!!!! Tue Nov 11, 2008 11:57 am

By the way, when we were kids we used to make fun of those Irish Spring commercials by going "Fresh... and (whistle) cleeeeean as an asshole!" Laughing

Man Thong Number of posts : 87 Registration date : 2008-10-21

Strong enough for a man... but I like it too! cheers

Subject: Re: FFFFFUUUUUUUDDDDDGGGGGEEEEE!!!!!!! Tue Nov 11, 2008 12:16 pm

I use Axe body wash. It's moisturizing and it makes me smell manly. Devious

Man Thong Number of posts : 87 Registration date : 2008-10-21

MetalH wrote:: I use Axe body wash. It's moisturizing and it makes me smell fruity.

Fixed!

Subject: Re: FFFFFUUUUUUUDDDDDGGGGGEEEEE!!!!!!! Tue Nov 11, 2008 1:01 pm

You don't know what goes on in my shower!

Man Thong Number of posts : 87 Registration date : 2008-10-21

It would be more accurate to say I don't remember. Painful memories tend to get blocked out by the brain.

Subject: Re: FFFFFUUUUUUUDDDDDGGGGGEEEEE!!!!!!! Tue Nov 11, 2008 1:28 pm

Painful Memories. Isn't that a song??

Man Thong Number of posts : 87 Registration date : 2008-10-21

I think you're thinking of Tiny Bubbles by Don Ho.

Subject: Re: FFFFFUUUUUUUDDDDDGGGGGEEEEE!!!!!!! Tue Nov 11, 2008 2:12 pm

We stocked up on Irish Spring over here. Sams Club sells huge packs of it. Weve had it for a few months, But I see were running very low. My gf doesnt like it though. She keeps trying to get me to use her smelly crap. I dont think she realizes men dont use that stuff unless they are a girly man.