Movie Quote of the day

"I'm a guy, give me two Popsicle sticks and a rubber band and I'll figure out a way to fuck it...like a filthy MacGyver"
- Zack & Miri Make A Porno

Thats one of the most hilarious lines ive heard from a movie

"Just give me my fuckin' phone call"
- Robocop

"If you can find cheaper pussy anywhere......... FUCK IT!!!!"
- From Dusk 'Til Dawn

"Son, you talk a lotta shit... but you down!"

- "The Chief" to "Lance" (aka Doogie Howser) in "Undercover Brother"

"Somebody better go back and get a whole shitload of dimes"
- Blazing Saddles (the tollbooth in the middle of the desert)

detuned wrote:

"Somebody better go back and get a whole shitload of dimes"
- Blazing Saddles (the tollbooth in the middle of the desert)

That movie's got about a million quoteable lines and that's one there I forgot. Made me laugh tho.

All right. Let's hit the fuckin' road, we're givin' our neighbor a joy ride. Let's get on with it. Bye, Ben. Anyone, uh, want to go on a joy ride with us? How about you? Huh? Hey, no smile for Frank? No? OK. Fuck it. Let's go. Now it's dark. Let's FUCK! I'll fuck anything that moves!

-Dennis Hopper as Frank Booth in "Blue Velvet"

Bethany: What exactly brought you to Illinois?
Jay: Some fuck named John Hughes.
Bethany: "Sixteen Candles" John Hughes?
Jay: You know that guy, too? See, all these movies take place in a small town called Shermer, in Illinois, where all the honeys are top-shelf, but all the dudes are whiny pussies - except for Judd Nelson, he was fuckin' harsh - but best of all, there was no one dealin', man; then, it hits me: we could live like phat rats if we were the blunt connection in Shermer, Illinois. So we collected some money we were owed, and we caught a bus. You know what the fuck we found out when we got there? There is no Shermer in Illinois. Movies are fuckin' bullshit.

- from Dogma

"All that boy has on his mind is pussy, I bet if you opened up his head all you'd find would be little hairy triangles"

and

"Who do I have to fuck to get a waffle?"

and

Bran Cereal...might as well eat rope and pull it straight on through"

- Frankie & Johnny

Bobby pin? What the hell's a man doing with a bobby pin?"

-- Captain Buck Murdock (William Shatner) in "Airplane II"

"I don't know, man, I don't think that's a chick...I think that's Edgar Winter"
-Astrobastards

I'm tellin' Mom and Dad EVERYTHING, Wyatt... I'm even thinking of MAKING UP some shit!"

-- Chet in "Weird Science"

"She's not my special lady, she's my fuckin lady friend"

-The Dude

"I just lost my virginity in a confessional booth! LORD HAVE MERCY!"

-Jam in "Detroit Rock City"

"Just call me Mr Lamb Fries!"

-Funny Farm (88)

"I made the honor roll... and all I had to do was dig a few holes and boff a ghost!"

-"Prom Night III: The Last Kiss"

"Who ordered the sixty double Buster Burgers?"
"That fat motherfucker over there... that fat motherfucker over there... them twin gigglin' motherfuckers over there... and that skinny walnut headed motherfucker over THERE ordered seventy-two!"
-- "Hamburger: The Motion Picture"

"Hey, Schmales, you scratched my anchor."

"Hey Wang, what's with the pictures? It's a parking lot"

"I betcha you were something before electricity"

"A flute with no holes is not a flute. And a donut with no hole is a danish"

"That must be the tea"

"Hey everyone, we're all gonna get laid"

"It's in the hole!"

"Oooo my arm, I think it's broken."

Guess what movie I watched this weekend?

MetalGuy71 wrote:

Guess what movie I watched this weekend?

Gee, um... I dunno.

Today's Quote:
"I don't like white people... and I don't like rednecks! YOU people are rednecks! That means I'm ENJOYIN' this shit!"

It's for what? This Bananarama tape with no case? We really scored big on that one, didn't we, buddy?

Fat Freddy wrote:

MetalGuy71 wrote:

Guess what movie I watched this weekend?

Gee, um... I dunno.

Today's Quote:
"I don't like white people... and I don't like rednecks! YOU people are rednecks! That means I'm ENJOYIN' this shit!"

And that's Eddie Murphy in 48 hours.

By the way Freddy, I just picked up a good transfer of Hamburger on DVD.

DeathCult wrote:

"She's not my special lady, she's my fuckin lady friend"

-The Dude

So that's what you're telling people?

DeathCult wrote:

By the way Freddy, I just picked up a good transfer of Hamburger on DVD.

Sweetness! Where'd you find it? Would you have the ability to hook a brother up with a copy by any chance? I'll trade you a slightly used kidney for it.

Fat Freddy wrote:

DeathCult wrote:

By the way Freddy, I just picked up a good transfer of Hamburger on DVD.

Sweetness! Where'd you find it? Would you have the ability to hook a brother up with a copy by any chance? I'll trade you a slightly used kidney for it.

I actually bought it from this company thats transfers VHS to DVD as a business. Ill get in contact with the guy and see if they sell it regularly