1 year ago Today

I shit all over my toilet and I still ain't cleaning that mess.

You must be lactose intolerant.

That looks like a scene from either the movie "Carver" or "Poultrygeist".

I vote the latter.

All it made me think of was G.G. Allin

Poultrygeist has a really nauseating scene of a supremely obese guy taking a dump in a restaurant toilet...from the toilet's point of view.

He has explosive diarrhea which ultimately results in his laying an "egg" while covering the bathroom in shit.

tohostudios wrote:

Poultrygeist has a really nauseating scene of a supremely obese guy taking a dump in a restaurant toilet...from the toilet's point of view.

He has explosive diarrhea which ultimately results in his laying an "egg" while covering the bathroom in shit.

Dear God man! Did you watch that whole thing?

spectrefate wrote:

tohostudios wrote:

Poultrygeist has a really nauseating scene of a supremely obese guy taking a dump in a restaurant toilet...from the toilet's point of view.

He has explosive diarrhea which ultimately results in his laying an "egg" while covering the bathroom in shit.

Dear God man! Did you watch that whole thing?

Of course! Not only did I watch it, I OWN it.

Complete with "were-chickens" who kill people then start chickenscratching their entrails.

A guy I work with was raving about "Poultrygeist" to me a week or two ago. He sez "You gotta see that movie, it'll f*ck you up for life," haha. But then, it's a Troma release, I would expect nothing less from them.

It IS seriously messed up but personally, I like Terror Firmer better.

Poultrygeist is just TOO silly. It IS really gory and over the top but Lloyd Kauffman went out of his way to try to offend EVERY single group out there. It's too obvious.

You may laugh but theres a Guy at my work that does that sort of thing to the bathroom.I swear he must start shitting before he sits down.Nasty Bastard.

That's why an all meat diet is never a good thing.

Ugh....not quite that bad, but I remember cleaning nonsense like that when I worked at a dept. store (The Big Wheel!!). The women!! The women's bathroom was always worse than the mens'. I remember asking myself "was she doing a hand stand when she was crapping"? There was feces head-high on the stall walls.


Great memories.

That poo probably came from one of those ladies with pancake ass. Ewwww.....

I always hear from people that have to clean bathrooms that the women's are always worse than the men's. That's pretty scary.

So Spec, after shitting all over the toilet and not cleaning it up... You've been sitting on a crusty shit stain for the past year every time you use the toilet??

I'm not using that nasty toilet, I go potty exclusively at retail stores now.

spectrefate wrote:

I'm not using that nasty toilet, I go potty exclusively at retail stores now.

I'm like that kid in "American Pie" who can only poop in his home toilet.

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That poo probably came from one of those ladies with pancake ass. Ewwww.....

The poor things.....

Fat Freddy wrote:

spectrefate wrote:

I'm not using that nasty toilet, I go potty exclusively at retail stores now.

I'm like that kid in "American Pie" who can only poop in his home toilet.

Me too.

Oh, man. I wish I had that luxury. When it's time, I have about 5-10 minutes window of choice. After that, it's coming. My poop waits for no man!

"My poop waits for no man!"

That's a forum signature if I've ever seen one.

I'm disgusted.....yet intrigued.

Intrigued by another man's poop??

MetalH wrote:

Intrigued by another man's poop??

You're assuming that was a man that made that mess. I wouldn't be so quick to decide.

Well, gender aside... It's disturbing that the prepubescent is intrigued by it. Wait a minute. Are we talking about pancake ass?

I just had a revelation. I clicked on page one to re-read a comment, and the picture in the first post finally loaded up. I had no idea there was even a pic til now...